More Christmas Tunes

Here's another good one... not nearly as meaningful as the last but still a favorite. This is from the South Park "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" album and is one of the least crude on the CD. For those that don't know, Mr. Hankey is the Christmas Poo.

Swiss Colony Beef Log - Eric Cartman

The stockings are hung on the chimney,
And the presents are under the tree.
And Mama's in the kitchen,
Making some herbal tea.

The windows are covered with frost,
And the candles are all alight.
But as I wander through this quiet house,
Something just doesn't seem right.

You see, every year the neighbours
Bring us a Swiss Colony Beef Log.
But the neighbours aren't around (around, around),
There's no beef log to be found this year.

(No beef log...)

Christmas isn't Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log.
Without those cheeses and meats,
I don't think I can get along.
Mama tries to comfort me, she says
"Here son, have some egg nog."
But I f***ing hate egg nog seriously.

This is where the song turns from a soft easy listening favorite to a hard rock ballad.

What do I see, underneath the tree?
Grandma bought a Swiss Colony Beef Log
Just for me!

Aaah, baby!
Swiss Colony Beef Log baby,
That's what Christmas is all about!
My prayer has finally come in a beef log baby!
Makes a little boy scream and shout!

Deck the halls with boughs of Swiss colony!
Fa la la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

(Sweet!)